http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker/ Bigger, Bluer, Messier Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:19:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker/#comment-119 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:35:42 +0000 http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker#comment-119 ummm…is this for real or maybe just one of those showers where they make you write things on toilet paper and draw names to see who wins the tupperware lettuce keeper?

]]> http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker/#comment-117 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:34:21 +0000 http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker#comment-117 Penis parties are only fun when they come with margaritas, and even then it’s debatable!

]]> http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker/#comment-118 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:22:43 +0000 http://bigbluemess.com/2008/05/07/prudish-funsucker#comment-118 Wait, June didn’t vacuum in her pearls? There goes my carefully constructed Google keyword lure. Oh wait, my reading comprehension skills are slipping. I’m actually sympathetic to your position: there are times where I I am the same way. A penis party (or if there was such a thing outside a Frat house, a Vagina party) sounds like something entirely unfun.Bonus: once my mother rented the Peter Greenaway movie < HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cook,_the_Thief,_His_Wife_&_Her_Lover" REL="nofollow">The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover<> when I came over for dinner (I think my dad was out of town). Talk about an uncomfortable viewing. We could only watch about a third before mutually deciding to cease the ick-fest.

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