Co-worker: I’ve always wondered why Rogue doesn’t fly in the X-Men movies?
Me: Do you want to know?
Co-worker: Yes.
Me: Are you SURE you really want to know?
Co-worker: Tell me.
Twenty minutes later after covering both the history of Rogue in the X-Men and a smidge of the alternate universe the Age of Apocalypse, it turns out he really didn’t want to know.
Y’know, you try to warn people you’re a geek, but they never fully understand until you’re midway through your highly animated and extremely insightful lecture on one of Marvel’s most powerful mutants.
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