Well, the Big Blue Mess has a virus. So, if your virus scanner is not NAV, then you’re likely not reading this message. Well, McAfee will let you ignore it, but AVG is an angry little antivirus scanner, and you guys can’t get past the splash page so you’re not even close to being able to read this.

It’s hard to get excited about posting nonsense when thinking about the website causes me small aneurysms. Fortunately, I’m not prone to fits and outburts of blood vessel popping rage. No wait, I am. Damn.

Apparently, this has been going on since around the 9th of July. And if I haven’t said it a thousand times before, let me say that for the record I do truly believe virus writers should be caned in a public setting. That your soap operas should be interrupted as images of a smug, pasty faced geek is dragged across the White House lawn. I’ll even forego the cane and martial arts expert and opt for the guy’s (or gal’s) high school principle while the girl he was most afraid to ask out looks on from the sidelines.

No, I am not planning to see a counselor about my “anger issues”.