So, I may have had someone convinced that the only way to gain my forgiveness was to give me cash. It would have been funny except for the bit where they were actually scrambling through their wallet and apologizing for not having any money on them. They even asked if they could pay me later.

I really feel I’ve missed my calling as a goon.

… and guys, just to let you know – I totally accept checks if cash isn’t readily available or I can drop you by your ATM. I have time.