I’m causes me great sadness to have to deliver this news, but as of today no chipper holiday mugs were actually harmed. We bore them great malice, yet there they sit in their green and red glory taunting us as santas, angels and snowflakes wave on.
Should any of you who worried about their welfare among what surely must be a pack of Christmas hating rednecks want to adopt one or maybe six of these. I will gladly fill them with Hershey’s kisses and a candy cane then ship them your way. No really. I’d be glad to pay for the shipping. Please. Please?!?!?!