Since I’m making all sorts of commitments these days, I thought I’d add one more:
I will (try to) stop spreading the vicious (albeit entirely true) rumor that one of my co-workers eats gluten-free babies (food allergies, you know – gluten rich babies can wreak havoc on the stomach – can’t be too careful) just as soon as she stops eating them. That’s a Big Blue Mess guarantee right there.
I will also attempt to not roll my eyes at the next co-worker who hears these rumors in hushed whispers within the safe confines of my cubicle and asks quite sincerely (and a bit naively), “Beth, are you serious?” Of course, I’m serious. Gluten-free baby eating cannibals is a rising menace in the work place. You should be ever vigilant!
Ok, off to work on my office awareness campaign. (Which is a lot like avoiding work on my sketch for class. Cannibals are much more interesting than this 2nd draft.)