
mostly personal anecdotes where I sometimes try to be humorous
(maybe not always, Not everytime, but sometimes)
-
The Interview
I’m sad to say I don’t really have anything to report from the interview. I managed to remain upright despite my shoes and I didn’t say anything noticeably appalling. Well, at least there weren’t any audible gasps while I was speaking. The interview was laid back and unstructured. No one said the infamous line you…
-
The Application
On a whim I submitted my résumé to a non-profit organization this past Sunday. I’m not sure why I did it, but it seemed like the thing to do at the moment. There wasn’t anything on TV and I didn’t feel like reading my book so I guess I did it out of boredom. I…
-
Texas Independence Day
March 2, 1836 Today marks the day when Texas declared its independence from Mexico. Now several of my friends had this idea that today is also San Jacinto Day, which I’m sad to say is not for another month.(April 21, 1836). In fact, when Texas drew up the papers for its independence on this day…
-
The Dentist
In the last few months I’ve decided that good dental care should be a priority in my life since over the years I’ve mostly neglectful of my teeth. I’d been avoiding the dentist over the past few years because I had found a great one. I had found one that actually didn’t make me hyperventilate…
-
Super Power
April is good about identifying and assigning her friends their “special super power”. My super power is “defeating internet hoaxes one e-mail at a time” according to April though I really think it’s “dispensing justice one nasty e-mail at a time”, but I’m not in charge of the designations. It started back in the day…
-
Looking for Membership Director
That job listing drew me in while browsing Craig’s List the other day (thank you April for introducing me to that site). Something you need to know about me is that I occasionally think I’m 100 times more capable than I actually am and the under fed optimist in me pops open the listing thinking…
-
IRL Part Deux!
Now before you start here, you need to make sure you’ve caught up on Anna’s post in her Arena: In Real LifeWhat I’m going to write isn’t going to be so much a story as random anecdotes from that trip. For starters, I knew Anna would remember the details on why Pete was a twerp.…
-
IRL
In Real LifeI’ve been around the internet for quite some time. Granted, I wasn’t there at the inception of the ARPANET, but I have had an account of some sort since around 1991 when UNIX ruled and no one had yet seen the wonders Mosaic. What I’m trying to convey if you haven’t quite gotten…
-
The Kitties
A couple of you asked for a Hodi update. She’s doing fine. She’s going to have to keep her stitches in for another week and it looks like she may have some allergies which are causing her ears to be very itchy (which is what contributed to her little hematoma springing up). She’s starting a…
-
Chiseling Away My 15 Minutes of Fame
I was reflecting on the Lady Bird story this morning and how I’m 100% certain I will die in some really stupid, front page worthy and ridiculous way. This lead me to thinking about the times I have actually made it into the media. I like to call this further proof that I’m destined for…
-
Lady Bird
Again, this is an OLD story that everyone has heard some version of, but remember guys you told me to practice – you all and your silly notions that I’ll get better with time. Back in the day I worked for a PBS station in my home town. One of the joys of working in…
-
Signs of Aging
I’m getting old. I know this not because I’ve given up Saturday cartoons (well, I have… but only because they’re bad) nor is it because my teeth have all decided to mutiny and fall out of my head. It’s because of a dream. I had THE best dream the other night about toothpaste. Yes, toothpaste.…
-
Doggedly Loyal: A How To Guide
How to be a Better Girlfriend Jonathan and I were having an email exchange today and he confessed to not knowing “when to say attagirl,” or “OMG, girlfriend! You were wronged! What an (insert colorfully appropriate adjective)!” in support of your female friend. Seeing that I’ve mastered the art of being doggedly loyal, I decided…
-
My Birthday
This is an old story… well, not quite Ice Cream Man old, but a couple of months. As the site gets going the stories will be fresher, but in the mean time I’ve got to keep Lori entertained. It’s a job I take quite seriously. Every year for my birthday I force my friends to…
-
Kudos – Props
I just want to acknowledge April and all the hard work she’s put into making the website really sizzle. April, you’ve done a bang-up job! It’s better than I could have ever imagined it. I can’t begin to express how grateful I am for your taking the time to make the website look so great.…
Subscribe
Enter your email below to receive updates.