
mostly personal anecdotes where I sometimes try to be humorous
(maybe not always, Not everytime, but sometimes)
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Killer Crocs of Uganda
Shameless plug for Lance’s band and their first CD release party (see him in the opening shot – no, not that guy you’re looking at – and then later – some fine air work – that’s Lance on vocals, too) Emo’s Lounge6th and Red River (603 Red River)Friday January 11Doors at 8pm; Music starts at…
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The Top Ten
Dad and I were recently joking about one of those serious family matters – the ones that are easier to take with a smile because otherwise it’s too serious and a tad too painful. Dad suggested I turn it into a story for my blah-g, which made us cackle a bit, because again it’s one…
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Delusions
Dabbling with a dream…Silently Watching (…and when I grow-up, I want to be a real writer.)
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Looking for Viola Instructor
For some time now I’ve been trying to find a viola teacher – going through music stores, the Austin Lyric Opera and finally resorting to Craig’s List. Part of the problem has been that I’m difficult. Every high school student who plays an instrument is convinced they’re ready to teach and while that’s great, I…
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Big Tis
Seriously, I’m jealous of Seth. You type in the phrase “DHL Sucks” in Google, and you find his site in the top 3. (I think it used to be #1, but it looks like a more dedicated rabid DHL hater has unseated his site for the moment.) Still, if I were to forget Seth’s URL,…
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Don’t Say Anything at All
Remember when you were younger how grown-ups had to occasionally remind you, “if you can’t say something nice…” And they reminded you because you just threw-up socially with your uncomfortable little bout of Tourette’s or you spoke “the thought bubble” – the one you’re supposed to keep under wraps in polite company. Then, one sad…
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Hey, Don’t I Know You?
I really like the idea of reincarnation – the notion that maybe in a past life I was somehow cooler, played a minor role in history, or have always been around the same people over-and-over again (the ones I like, not those “other” ones) – that maybe my friend Jonathan was once my twin sister…
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Something Bad Happened…
Something bad happened in the state of Texas as things do every moment of every day in some part of the world. And it may have happened because the people involved made poor decisions, had a mental imbalance, or were quite simply “bad” people. I was drawn to the story in part because the article…
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Quiznos vs. BSG
Speaking of all things geeky, I don’t know if any of you happened to watch Battlestar Galactica’s Razor episode, but without going into a lengthy critique of the show (or my disappointment that really none of the Pegasus crew were redeemable in my eyes) – I just want to say: I am officially boycotting Quiznos.…
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Nerdvana
It’s every geek’s dream to reach newer, better, higher levels of Geekdom – whether you’re the recognized national best Donkey Kong player or the humble owner of the local Dragon’s Lair (shameless plug for our favorite gaming store) – through the right geek colored glasses you are held in awe. Today, I salute my friend…
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And… (Wishlist pt. 2)
… I want a video of Anna rocking out on Guitar Hero on her Wii. I don’t care who gives it to me.
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All I Want for Christmas
Yeah, we’ve covered it before – I was born on Christmas… the day. (Why people always follow my announcement of being born on Christmas with the question “the day?” still baffles me “no, I mean “Christmas” the themepark ride; it was uncomfortable and the family doesn’t like to talk about it much”. And, I’ll say…
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All I Want for Christmas
Yeah, we’ve covered it before – I was born on Christmas… the day. (Why people always follow my announcement of being born on Christmas with the question “the day?” still baffles me “no, I mean “Christmas” the themepark ride; it was uncomfortable and the family doesn’t like to talk about it much”. And, I’ll say…
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Thank You, Little Alien Family
I think every kid has a fantasy that they’re really adopted. They look into their family’s faces one day and find more resemblance to the neighbor’s cat. I know when I’d be particularly irritated at Mom, I’d question Dad “I’m really the milk woman’s daughter, aren’t I? I can take it; Dad I just need…
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Breasts
I’ll probably never be the poster girl for the feminist movement. I still use “his” or “he” in a sentence instead of “hers” or “theirs” or “its” – not that I mind those; it’s just my personal preference. And I shudder when I see combos like “his/hers” or someone tries to mix them all in:…
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