Beth

  • Clerks 2: Train Wreck

    Here we are in the middle of the summer movie blockbuster glut and NO ONE, not one of you, told me that Kevin Smith’s “Clerks 2” was coming out. I’m sad. Disappointed. Heartbroken.… and I have nothing to post about today. For the rest of my fellow Clerks fans here is the link to the…

  • Comments On

    Thanks to several of you asking about the comments, I’ve caved. I hope you’re happy. Just remember to play nice or as nice as you can without causing yourself an aneurysm. If you make me so much as twitch, please remember my friend Lynn lives in the Nevada desert and that CSI is just a…

  • Super Chunk

    This is from April’s recent adventures while standing in line waiting to pick-up her Superman tickets. She kindly wrote it up for me. Superman: 10:15 p.m. Tuesday, June 27 @ Alamo Drafthouse South Jimi and I are at the theatre about an hour before show time and position ourselves at the end of the line.…

  • The Model T Ford

    Old Story for Lori As I’ve mentioned before it was my life’s ambition as a child to grow up and be a hoodlum. After realizing my physical limitations I later modified it to, “I want a double-wide and my pick of house dresses.” Some of you are thinking, “oh Beth, another one of your stories…”…

  • Anna

    Well, it’s time I kill two birds with one stone. I need to tell Lori an old story and I need to goof on one friend who owes me a story. Since Jonathan is off horsing around in some small town in Texas and swears he’s only seen “blah” films so he can’t possibly review…

  • BALLLOOOONS!

    !!!BALLOONS!!!Thank you guys!!! You are the best!!!!For those of you not lucky enough to have friends and family like mine, let me share my day through pictures. From Charla. 🙂 … and from Ahnner & Jonathan (forgive the quality, it’s from my cell phone – it’s all I had at work) THANK YOU THANK YOU…

  • Balloons Revisited

    I love deliveries that show up at the office unannounced. I don’t get them, but I love them for other people. I love seeing the flowers, the balloons, the fruit baskets and what not. Of course, I’m the kind of person that gets excited to see a card in the mail or a letter. It…

  • Suburban Living

    Living where we now do entitles me to an exceptionally large trashcan. Forget metal dumpsters that you have to trundle bags of trash a block or so away to, I have my very own plastic container of waste disposing joy. This trashcan, all dolled up in hunter green with a little black roof, is larger…

  • My “Nice” Life

    Warning: Not humorous Let’s face it, as a whole we’re a mean group of people. I don’t mean just my friends who are now preening at the mere thought while sharpening their tongues. I mean as a nation. We love failure. Admit it nothing sells a tabloid faster than a fallen idol. Who didn’t get…

  • Reunion Wrap

    Well, that’s a wrap on the reunion. I suppose it was a success seeing that I didn’t manage to spontaneously combust. Although, a baby alien did try to birth itself from the side of my skull, but healthy, un-recommended doses of Excedrin kept it at bay for the weekend. Several of you would have been…